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Random post..
Status messages on IM services have become a scrap board.
The messages are mostly classified into the following categories:
1. Oh! look I am a genius kind:
Example:
“The glass is neither half full nor half empty, its twice as big as required”
2. The advertisement space:
Examples:
“Internships @ gigabucks- The Bla Bla Case Study Launch: Sep 20, Saturday, 6 PM, Outreach Auditorium”
“Need a pendrive ASAP”
3. People striving for attention:
Example:
“Check out my Blog: http://blogs.iamwilliwonka.com”
4. The Pseudo RSS news feed kind:
Example:
“XYZ company merged with LMN ”
5. Look I am working hard kind:
Example:
“2 assignments, 1 quiz and a 4 hour lab :(”
6. Yaay!…I got a new gadget kind:
Example:
“Wow, finally I am gonna get my hands dirty with raid/terabyte machines…. It should be fun… any suggestions which distro I should use?
7. I am here - Catch me if you can kind:
Example:
“@ Hyderabad-Chiran Fort club”
8.Ooo… My computer plays music kind:
Example:
“♪ The-police-siren.mp3″
9.Random Rants:
Example:
“Very soon, people from hell will be sent to live with you for punishment(obviously their punishment not yours)… BTW ‘aamir’ and ‘a wednesday’ should have a genre of their own, what? disagree? I am not surprised, I can understand.”
10.The normal boring kind:
Examples:
“Away”
“Sleep”
“Idle”
“Food”
“Hungry”
Most of the example are taken from the status messages of people on my Google Talk.
Here is mine at the time of writing this post.
While(1){ Sleep(); IF(AWAKE){ EAT FOOD; } } #after 40 minutes or so I realized that Sleep(); was not necessary :) While(1){ IF(AWAKE){ EAT FOOD; } }
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